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LOS ANGELES, CA– After over a year of trying to prove the American news-reading audience and citizenry [...]
Who is Thom Dingmus?
This guy is huge news for a boob tube ruse, and Makeson Drinxon just pulled quite the coupe. [...]
New Borfes, Who Dis?
who do we have to thank for the eighteen month hiatus of Borfes? None other than Gary from the mailroom and his family’s soulless progeny. [...]
Disney Burns with Holiday Cheer
Christmas was a time of grieving for the Disney parks this year, and Orange County is now reeling from perhaps the greatest human-error disaster in history. [...]
New World Odor: Smellection Time VOTE
I don’t know how, but by the spite of some poo-litical God or Devil or something in between, like a solid loaf that quickly looses into sprays and pellets--a floater has emerged. [...]
The Art of The Donkey Show pt. 4: Maudieval Times
In a sea of green, where all men are farmers, owning a donkey was like having a cock. Or hens. Everybody’s got them. But so many people were dying. And it’s hard to imagine a chicken penis being at all reminiscent of a human’s. Or even fun to look at. [...]
Help Not Wanted: A Comedy Business Insight
Jay Leno quoted (I think it was) Shakespeare when he said, "Should we have an election of jesters, the comedians shall drown in the wake." He then added, "I'm glad I never had to do that shit. Comedy, not Shakespeare. Do you want any of this?" [...]
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