December 2014

December 30, 2014 1

Borfes’ Top 10 Albums of 2014

2014 was a year of tabloid headlines for Bono’s pop star daughter, whether it was the illicit images of of the underage singer blowing George Zimmerman or her accusation that U2 “spread more AIDS than they prevent." [...]

December 30, 2014 0

It’s a Turd! Arizona Extends Abortion Ban to Food Babies

“I was a Thanksgiving baby. And yes, I am a food baby. My father was a turkey leg, three fishsticks, and half a slice o’ sweet potato pie. And distinguished members of the House, food babies is about to get their due.” [...]

December 29, 2014 0

Seinfeld Goes Gay: East Hampton Estate Leased to Swing Club

"...To any new cummers who will no doubt wuhnderfully cum a long thanks to this wunterful new location, Gil, Jerry and myself say 'Enjoy the dick!'” [...]

December 27, 2014 1

Borfes’ 5 Business-iest Coups of 2014

The GOP proved to the world that if you set your mind to it, your government could back you in the infiltration and public release of all private and security information for a multinational corporation that has disobeyed your outlandish and ridiculous demands of cessation. Lucky for Americans, our desensitization towards such tyrannical behavior has been well underway thanks to a very different GOP. [...]

December 25, 2014 2

The Devil Wears Nada: The REEL Aly Wolodarski

See here in the pictures as Wolodarski revels at her part in the disaster, which wound up taking the lives of five county residents. [...]

December 22, 2014 0

Misplaced Gun Control Found in Couch Cushions

Just when he'd given up searching, young Wilson Owen found what he'd been looking for in an unlikely spot. [...]

December 21, 2014 1

The REEL Movie North Korea Doesn’t Want You to See

Why, we asked, such a strong music choice for the clip? “I think Dave Matthews Band really sucks dickhole,” the up-and-comer mused. [...]

December 19, 2014 1

Borfes’ Top 5 Units of Currency 2014

We are first and foremost a super serious businessmenchartikalesprovakture – as our German money lender ancestors would shout at the Jews. But sometimes, you just need to take a step back and look at money without thinking about its gooey delicious worth. [...]

December 18, 2014 0

White Man Indignant About Problem He’ll Never Face

As protestors pay the credit card bills of NYPD officers across the city, outrage over Eric Garner's death continues to take the country by storm. Tweets, statuses, pins and pluses are firing on social media faster than white, armored stupor heroes can chamber bullets for innocents. [...]

December 16, 2014 1

RACISM: Buy or Sell?

Good news for racist stockholders everywhere: Public and private racism stock is soaring to incredible heights. With the recent exonerations of Darren Wilson and Daniel Palanteo, it seems it is once again in vogue and totally fine to be a racist in the United States of America. [...]

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