February 2015

February 20, 2015 0

No Business Like Show Business: The Ever-Present Art of The Donkey Show

“So this is where she would stand?” I squat down, positioning myself as if under an equidae. “Or he,” Ahkmed replies. “The Sumerians are known to have enjoyed a wide variety of participants in their shows.” [...]

February 19, 2015 0

Kanye West Announces “Medical Condition”

Weighing in on the severity of the situation, presumed asexual librarian Beck said something. But our team weren’t really listening as we thought we might miss something said by Mr. West. [...]

February 6, 2015 0

Remembering Bob Marlee

In Bob, we found a man sure of his Jah-given right to anything he desired. A man who had no fear of atomic energy. A man not bound by the laws decided upon by the elected officials of this or any nation. A man who, despite his many slights against friend and family alike, wanted you to know just where he stood. The man who, in truth, carved the ivory stone white privilege is etched upon. [...]