May 2015

donkey dildo Jay'Saul Sherman Dmitri Stepanopopolous

May 29, 2015 0

The Art of The Donkey Show, pt. II: My Big Fat Greek Dildo

“It cannot be mere coincidence, our meeting in the wake of these discoveries,” waxed Stepanopopolous. The discoveries he speaks of are some of the sexiest things shoved inside of holes that I’ve ever born witness to, donkey or human alike. [...]

Putin Holmes Russian Rocket ISIS ISS Mixup

May 1, 2015 0

Russian Rocket Makes Major Whoopsky

Officials from the DGTP are now investigating into why exactly the Russian Federal Space Agency would even have logged in coordinates for the IS. “Surely you can’t just type in those letters and safely deliver a rocket to the enemy like that, I mean, that’s fucking stupid.” [...]