A Year in Review from Rev Dr. Tubs O’Boyledoyle III
CARTHAGE, MISS– Well here we are again.
I thought y’all would’ve learned by now.
I thought my word was mightier than my sword. But then I came to my senses and realized ‘word’ is just ‘sword’ before the ‘s’ gets to mingling.
The year two-thousand and fifteen AD was a sickening charade of western “society.” A veil of liberal correctedness which in truth was no more than a river of sexually diseased lies.
Terrorizers been shooting up the kids with the bullets. And see, at their Holy Otter-forsaken rock and roll and rapping music playing parties, even I can understand why they’d be doing that.
But to attack such moral and decent men as Joel Osteen and my close friend Donnie Trump, or any of the multitude of good Christian folk doing the one true Lord’s work out there whether with a microphone or automatic rifle, is really the straw that scratches my back.
I am in the midst now of militarizing my offices and homes, as well as all of the interns and workerbees flitting aboutst my orbit at every given time.
I am prepared in mind and spirit and preparing now in force for the ever-prophesied “what we had coming to us.”
The time is now. With the winged demon nearly upon his moment of vacation from the highest seat in the world, the glory days are nigh upon us.
Guns and money and Jesus. It’s been a while. We’ll be pleased as Georgia peaches to see y’all again.
Until end times,
Amen on high to the Lord, Lamb, and Holy Otter.