It Worked!
LOS ANGELES, CA– After over a year of trying to prove the American news-reading audience and citizenry [...]
Articles by Barton Everett
Apple Watch to be Passed Down for “Generations”
"The voice and payment functions are cool, but I'm more excited about this watch's potential as a masculine token of approval to usher my unborn son into manhood." [...]
Charles Manson: “I Met My Wife on Tinder”
Next time you swipe right, you may wonder if the man you've just deemed hot is, in fact, not: He's Charles Manson. [...]
Deaf Politician Blind to City’s Cry Over Crippling Handicap Tax
BAGTOWN, WV— Despite one of the most divided, polarized, scrutinized and genuinely upsetting elections in the small town of Bagtown, Georgia’s history, the good people of this quintessential American hamlet were ready to put their differences aside.
“I mostly spend my time elsewhere,” said one local man. [...]
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