Articles by borfesmag

May 6, 2020 0

HEALTH ALERT!

COVID-19 Wonderdrug Swings to Bring Market to Its Knees Amid the wave of COVID-19 research, a drug company [...]

January 26, 2018 0

Who is Thom Dingmus?

This guy is huge news for a boob tube ruse, and Makeson Drinxon just pulled quite the coupe. [...]

January 19, 2018 0

New Borfes, Who Dis?

who do we have to thank for the eighteen month hiatus of Borfes? None other than Gary from the mailroom and his family’s soulless progeny. [...]

December 31, 2016 0

Disney Burns with Holiday Cheer

Christmas was a time of grieving for the Disney parks this year, and Orange County is now reeling from perhaps the greatest human-error disaster in history. [...]

November 7, 2016 0

CLINTON WINS!

Closet fascism in the United States will only end with an alien invasion. [...]

November 7, 2016 0

New World Odor: Smellection Time VOTE

I don’t know how, but by the spite of some poo-litical God or Devil or something in between, like a solid loaf that quickly looses into sprays and pellets--a floater has emerged. [...]

August 16, 2016 0

Help Not Wanted: A Comedy Business Insight

Jay Leno quoted (I think it was) Shakespeare when he said, "Should we have an election of jesters, the comedians shall drown in the wake." He then added, "I'm glad I never had to do that shit. Comedy, not Shakespeare. Do you want any of this?" [...]