New Borfes, Who Dis?
who do we have to thank for the eighteen month hiatus of Borfes? None other than Gary from the mailroom and his family’s soulless progeny. [...]
Barton Everett
The Top 5 Reasons Bernie Sanders Would Not Make A Good Chipotle GM
It's that time of year again, Borfesinesspeople of the world. The Annual Year-End Holiday List Blast is back, and we're coming hard out of the pipes with our first installment. [...]
Keithy’s Latest is Key to Job Interview Success
How to Succeed at a Job Interview gives you the right advice on how to say goodbye to the special K and hello to the 401k! [...]
Makeson Drinxon Hire Major “Degenerates”
Donald Trump espoused... "They are obviously poor, and very possibly minorities, and those, of course, are two things I will not stand for.” [...]
Done by Keithy’s “Frank’s Wine Shop” is a Business Miracle
The American Dream is alive and well, and it resides in the youthful spirit of entrepreneur Keithy [...]
Russian Rocket Makes Major Whoopsky
Officials from the DGTP are now investigating into why exactly the Russian Federal Space Agency would even have logged in coordinates for the IS. “Surely you can’t just type in those letters and safely deliver a rocket to the enemy like that, I mean, that’s fucking stupid.” [...]
Remembering Bob Marlee
In Bob, we found a man sure of his Jah-given right to anything he desired. A man who had no fear of atomic energy. A man not bound by the laws decided upon by the elected officials of this or any nation. A man who, despite his many slights against friend and family alike, wanted you to know just where he stood. The man who, in truth, carved the ivory stone white privilege is etched upon. [...]
Misplaced Gun Control Found in Couch Cushions
Just when he'd given up searching, young Wilson Owen found what he'd been looking for in an unlikely spot. [...]
“Sex Sells:” Illicit Funds Could Be Albania’s Golden Ticket Into EU
Though Albania’s recognized GDP stands in the ball park of $12.9 Billion USD, Gjosha claims the country earns triple that marked revenue in “drugged-out pussy.” [...]
Charles Manson: “I Met My Wife on Tinder”
Next time you swipe right, you may wonder if the man you've just deemed hot is, in fact, not: He's Charles Manson. [...]
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