Who is Thom Dingmus?
This guy is huge news for a boob tube ruse, and Makeson Drinxon just pulled quite the coupe. [...]
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Makeson “Shit”son
Makeson Drinxon Release Incites Comments Section Riots, Gains “Is Shit” Rating On Rotting Tomatoes [...]
John Brames Gone
The rumors first started after O’Brien was spotted at an East Los Angeles bar, gargling whiskey and “angrily hucking” it through an open flame in the direction of a drunk and passed out Nich Esposito before “pissing on a lot of him.” [...]
ABC’s ‘Bachelor’ Party Special Event
It is atop the Skull-- a 42-foot-high grandstand moulded in the likeness of Disney’s iconic tri-circled mouse head-- that, with the aide of the executives, the contestants will ruthlessly flagellate some lucky unemployed fans of the series. Then Chris will have to choose between a threesome atop the body chunks with his exes, or Whitney. [...]
Kanye West Announces “Medical Condition”
Weighing in on the severity of the situation, presumed asexual librarian Beck said something. But our team weren’t really listening as we thought we might miss something said by Mr. West. [...]
#DeflateGate: Gates to Heaven Temporarily Deflated. St. Peter Cites “Too Many Ethnics”
“Year after year, the numbers grow,” the patron saint of bakers told Borfes. “Martinez this, Enichebe that. Heavyset and dense of bone, and often times both.” [...]
Seinfeld Goes Gay: East Hampton Estate Leased to Swing Club
"...To any new cummers who will no doubt wuhnderfully cum a long thanks to this wunterful new location, Gil, Jerry and myself say 'Enjoy the dick!'” [...]
Home of Craig Ferguson Looted and Set Ablaze Amid Protester Confusion
Reports are spilling in from Beverly Hills as police and fire crews have made an attempt to barricade what might be left of British late night host Craig Ferguson’s multi-million dollar Hills home. [...]
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