Jay'Saul Sherman

September 26, 2016 0

The Art of The Donkey Show pt. 4: Maudieval Times

In a sea of green, where all men are farmers, owning a donkey was like having a cock. Or hens. Everybody’s got them. But so many people were dying. And it’s hard to imagine a chicken penis being at all reminiscent of a human’s. Or even fun to look at. [...]

May 4, 2016 0

Donald Trump Kills Last African Rhino

Donald Trump. Making America great again, one extinction at a time. [...]

November 21, 2015 0

The Art of The Donkey Show pt. III: Veni, Vidi, Donki

The modern world’s depiction of crime and business is eternally skewed. How does a simple farmdonkey in a sex show go from the streets to the throne on the strength of his rocket? [...]

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May 29, 2015 0

The Art of The Donkey Show, pt. II: My Big Fat Greek Dildo

“It cannot be mere coincidence, our meeting in the wake of these discoveries,” waxed Stepanopopolous. The discoveries he speaks of are some of the sexiest things shoved inside of holes that I’ve ever born witness to, donkey or human alike. [...]

April 6, 2015 0

On Making Love to Pizza

Many women are barren, but do we chastise such couples, when--point in fact-- inseminating your infertile wife is the exact same thing as inseminating a pizza? [...]

February 20, 2015 0

No Business Like Show Business: The Ever-Present Art of The Donkey Show

“So this is where she would stand?” I squat down, positioning myself as if under an equidae. “Or he,” Ahkmed replies. “The Sumerians are known to have enjoyed a wide variety of participants in their shows.” [...]

January 30, 2015 0

One Fish, Two Fish, Catfish’ed ‘hooFish

"Found some dude pretending he was me on chatrooms. And I was like ‘Hell no. Fuck outta here fish.’ Then I’m up on eBay and can’t find shit and I’m like, ‘Shit, I could do this. Be some Chinese dude and make a eBay kinda thing.’" [...]

January 15, 2015 0

#GiveThemOurGirls: BP Trades 500 Girls for Good Land

“The exchange of women for goods is a tried and true economic device. We’ve been trading young girls for real wealth for centuries, and will, one hopes, continue doing so for the rest of our time on this glorious earth.” [...]

December 18, 2014 0

White Man Indignant About Problem He’ll Never Face

As protestors pay the credit card bills of NYPD officers across the city, outrage over Eric Garner's death continues to take the country by storm. Tweets, statuses, pins and pluses are firing on social media faster than white, armored stupor heroes can chamber bullets for innocents. [...]

December 13, 2014 0

Putin to NATO: “Eat My Frozen Shit.”

"I will club them like seal and wear them like coat,” concluded the Russian president, as he cleared the powder from his face with licked wrist and paw like a cat presiding. “This is promise.” [...]

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