And I Thought LAST Year Was Bad.
I am prepared in mind and spirit and preparing now in force for the ever-prophesied “what we had coming to us.” [...]
Rev Dr. Terrence O'Boyledoyle III
Heathen Scum of the Year
To say no American can any longer practice the true faith of The Right Church of The Correct Peoples of Our Lord Jesus Christ of Nazareth is unfortunately a truth and possibly the hardest news one will ever have to utter in the expanse of reality. But as it were, this fact does not change THE fact that any soul not pursuing the faith is damned eternal forever. We write cartoons and comic strips about it all the time. [...]
New Year. Same Heathen Dogs.
How many police officers shot people this year? Probably gonna be more. I think it’s right that they become GIs or, at least, more militarized and physically aggressive with the citizens of this great nation. It’s only a matter of time before a famined drought like none ever witnessed and storm of locust rain upon the heathens in the desert plain... [...]
It’s a Turd! Arizona Extends Abortion Ban to Food Babies
“I was a Thanksgiving baby. And yes, I am a food baby. My father was a turkey leg, three fishsticks, and half a slice o’ sweet potato pie. And distinguished members of the House, food babies is about to get their due.” [...]
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