Arts

January 18, 2016 0

John Brames Gone

The rumors first started after O’Brien was spotted at an East Los Angeles bar, gargling whiskey and “angrily hucking” it through an open flame in the direction of a drunk and passed out Nich Esposito before “pissing on a lot of him.” [...]
Bachelor Party Post-Finale Special Event
March 13, 2015 0

ABC’s ‘Bachelor’ Party Special Event

It is atop the Skull-- a 42-foot-high grandstand moulded in the likeness of Disney’s iconic tri-circled mouse head-- that, with the aide of the executives, the contestants will ruthlessly flagellate some lucky unemployed fans of the series. Then Chris will have to choose between a threesome atop the body chunks with his exes, or Whitney. [...]
"No cartoon is safe"
January 14, 2015 0

Great Grief: Beloved ‘Peanuts’ Star Charlie Brown Beheaded

Far too graphic for general consumption, the footage shows Brown paraded in a black hood as his assailants shout garbled chants of “nothing is forgiven” and “the dog is next,” before laboriously hacking away at his neck with a butter knife. Torrential waves of blood and tissue gush from the wound until the head is fully removed and used as a soccer ball for upwards of ten minutes. [...]
January 3, 2015 0

Borfes’ Top 5 Lists of 2014

Whittling down this year’s registers proved no easy task. Our editorial staff debated late into second breakfast as to this year’s picks, but when the dust and blood and tranquilizers finally settled, these final 5 remained… [...]
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