Who is Thom Dingmus?
This guy is huge news for a boob tube ruse, and Makeson Drinxon just pulled quite the coupe. [...]
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Help Not Wanted: A Comedy Business Insight
Jay Leno quoted (I think it was) Shakespeare when he said, "Should we have an election of jesters, the comedians shall drown in the wake." He then added, "I'm glad I never had to do that shit. Comedy, not Shakespeare. Do you want any of this?" [...]
Makeson “Shit”son
Makeson Drinxon Release Incites Comments Section Riots, Gains “Is Shit” Rating On Rotting Tomatoes [...]
Donald Trump Kills Last African Rhino
Donald Trump. Making America great again, one extinction at a time. [...]
Sandi Koufax Reviews: “Enter the Drinxon”
I’ve seen every one of the former Cinema NonnaFascina installments of the John Brames John series. To say they are films is a stretch, unless you consider pornography film. I do. [...]
John Brames Gone
The rumors first started after O’Brien was spotted at an East Los Angeles bar, gargling whiskey and “angrily hucking” it through an open flame in the direction of a drunk and passed out Nich Esposito before “pissing on a lot of him.” [...]
Makeson Drinxon Hire Major “Degenerates”
Donald Trump espoused... "They are obviously poor, and very possibly minorities, and those, of course, are two things I will not stand for.” [...]
Done by Keithy’s “Frank’s Wine Shop” is a Business Miracle
The American Dream is alive and well, and it resides in the youthful spirit of entrepreneur Keithy [...]
ABC’s ‘Bachelor’ Party Special Event
It is atop the Skull-- a 42-foot-high grandstand moulded in the likeness of Disney’s iconic tri-circled mouse head-- that, with the aide of the executives, the contestants will ruthlessly flagellate some lucky unemployed fans of the series. Then Chris will have to choose between a threesome atop the body chunks with his exes, or Whitney. [...]
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