Who is Thom Dingmus?
This guy is huge news for a boob tube ruse, and Makeson Drinxon just pulled quite the coupe. [...]
Business
New Borfes, Who Dis?
who do we have to thank for the eighteen month hiatus of Borfes? None other than Gary from the mailroom and his family’s soulless progeny. [...]
Disney Burns with Holiday Cheer
Christmas was a time of grieving for the Disney parks this year, and Orange County is now reeling from perhaps the greatest human-error disaster in history. [...]
Help Not Wanted: A Comedy Business Insight
Jay Leno quoted (I think it was) Shakespeare when he said, "Should we have an election of jesters, the comedians shall drown in the wake." He then added, "I'm glad I never had to do that shit. Comedy, not Shakespeare. Do you want any of this?" [...]
Makeson “Shit”son
Makeson Drinxon Release Incites Comments Section Riots, Gains “Is Shit” Rating On Rotting Tomatoes [...]
Apple iVee Aims to Plug Up iPhone Sales
Apple CEO Tim Cook described the new Apple Seed program as “what the company is going to come out with.” [...]
Insights into the Mind of a Millennial Entrepreneur
As the founder and CEO of my company, I have no time for the indulgences of the common American teenager. I [...]
2015’s Best American Investments
The Carson campaign makes this list for one reason above all: any person willing to sink money and time into it will soon have a much clearer view of smart investing, if they don't already. One could bet a pyramid full of grain on it. [...]
The Top 5 Reasons Bernie Sanders Would Not Make A Good Chipotle GM
It's that time of year again, Borfesinesspeople of the world. The Annual Year-End Holiday List Blast is back, and we're coming hard out of the pipes with our first installment. [...]
The Art of The Donkey Show pt. III: Veni, Vidi, Donki
The modern world’s depiction of crime and business is eternally skewed. How does a simple farmdonkey in a sex show go from the streets to the throne on the strength of his rocket? [...]
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