Insights into the Mind of a Millennial Entrepreneur
As the founder and CEO of my company, I have no time for the indulgences of the common American teenager. I [...]
Lists
2015’s Best American Investments
The Carson campaign makes this list for one reason above all: any person willing to sink money and time into it will soon have a much clearer view of smart investing, if they don't already. One could bet a pyramid full of grain on it. [...]
The Top 5 Reasons Bernie Sanders Would Not Make A Good Chipotle GM
It's that time of year again, Borfesinesspeople of the world. The Annual Year-End Holiday List Blast is back, and we're coming hard out of the pipes with our first installment. [...]
Heathen Scum of the Year
To say no American can any longer practice the true faith of The Right Church of The Correct Peoples of Our Lord Jesus Christ of Nazareth is unfortunately a truth and possibly the hardest news one will ever have to utter in the expanse of reality. But as it were, this fact does not change THE fact that any soul not pursuing the faith is damned eternal forever. We write cartoons and comic strips about it all the time. [...]
Borfes’ Top 5 Lists of 2014
Whittling down this year’s registers proved no easy task. Our editorial staff debated late into second breakfast as to this year’s picks, but when the dust and blood and tranquilizers finally settled, these final 5 remained… [...]
Borfes’ 5 Business-iest Coups of 2014
The GOP proved to the world that if you set your mind to it, your government could back you in the infiltration and public release of all private and security information for a multinational corporation that has disobeyed your outlandish and ridiculous demands of cessation. Lucky for Americans, our desensitization towards such tyrannical behavior has been well underway thanks to a very different GOP. [...]
Borfes’ Top 5 Units of Currency 2014
We are first and foremost a super serious businessmenchartikalesprovakture – as our German money lender ancestors would shout at the Jews. But sometimes, you just need to take a step back and look at money without thinking about its gooey delicious worth. [...]
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