New World Odor: Smellection Time VOTE
I don’t know how, but by the spite of some poo-litical God or Devil or something in between, like a solid loaf that quickly looses into sprays and pellets--a floater has emerged. [...]
Opinion
The Art of The Donkey Show pt. 4: Maudieval Times
In a sea of green, where all men are farmers, owning a donkey was like having a cock. Or hens. Everybody’s got them. But so many people were dying. And it’s hard to imagine a chicken penis being at all reminiscent of a human’s. Or even fun to look at. [...]
Help Not Wanted: A Comedy Business Insight
Jay Leno quoted (I think it was) Shakespeare when he said, "Should we have an election of jesters, the comedians shall drown in the wake." He then added, "I'm glad I never had to do that shit. Comedy, not Shakespeare. Do you want any of this?" [...]
Makeson “Shit”son
Makeson Drinxon Release Incites Comments Section Riots, Gains “Is Shit” Rating On Rotting Tomatoes [...]
Spivvy’s New World Odor
The news, and the media, and the governments, and the liberal hippie cornholes and conservative nutjob skidmarks have had their time on the toilet. And now we have to deal with the weird warm seat. [...]
Insights into the Mind of a Millennial Entrepreneur
As the founder and CEO of my company, I have no time for the indulgences of the common American teenager. I [...]
And I Thought LAST Year Was Bad.
I am prepared in mind and spirit and preparing now in force for the ever-prophesied “what we had coming to us.” [...]
How I Went from Local Business Yokel to Local Business Mogul
Done by Keithy is such a big success, I've had to hire workers from areas as far as New Delhi, Mumbai, and Darjeeling. How do I manage such a large and prosperous local business network? [...]
The Art of The Donkey Show, pt. II: My Big Fat Greek Dildo
“It cannot be mere coincidence, our meeting in the wake of these discoveries,” waxed Stepanopopolous. The discoveries he speaks of are some of the sexiest things shoved inside of holes that I’ve ever born witness to, donkey or human alike. [...]
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