“You’re Swallowed!” Donald Trump Reveals Plans to Construct new Trump Tower for the Mini-Rich Inside Own Torso

NEW YORK, NY — In Midtown yesterday, Donald Trump met the press to announce plans for an innovative new concept the Trump PR team says “should change the face of torsos.”

In the most wild stunt of the maverick billionaire’s career to date, Trump will have an entire housing and business complex surgically constructed within the confines of his body. The building, a new-age revamp of the famous Trump Tower, will be the first catered specifically to those Americans of a miniature stature or “scale deficient.”

“We are so excited to embark on this new journey into the future. One, with little people living inside my body,” Trump said with proud, pursed lips.

The entire process will be captured on NBC reality series “To House A Home,” airing September 23rd at 9PM EST on NBC and NBC Sports Network.

JaySaul Sherman

Jay’Saul is a graduate of Boricua College with an MIP at Phoenix University. She took the Co-Editor-in-Chief position here at Borfes after a wildly successful stint at hit menstruation periodical “RagRag.” Her heart will always be in the jungles of Morzanda and Hoptiti, since her time spent there writing the memoir “Womanifest Sextiny.” She enjoys full contact tumble grappling and carnal scream therapy with her husband Harold. @JaySaulSherm

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