Keithy’s Latest is Key to Job Interview Success
Not having a job is something many of us suffer through with bitter impatience and anger. People with jobs are happy, healthy, successful, and stress-free—Unlike the unemployed, total losers that subsist on drugs, government cheese, and the scraps of us job-havers’ income!
Well, there’s no more need to delay your transformation into a tax-paying elite: How to Succeed at a Job Interview gives you the right advice on how to say goodbye to special K and hello to 401k!
Here’s a personal story: I didn’t have a job out of college. Sure, people knew my name: Barton Everett. Mr. North Dakota. Former Mr. Little America, capable of chewing through a block of cheese in less than 2 minutes as well as perennial write-in candidate for Mr. Wisconsin, a state in which I’ve never lived.
But no one believed in me. No one except R. Rambeaux Reilly, who I owe my life to. I spent 3 months with no job, getting fat and bearded, before I aced the only opportunity given to me: An interview to become a lowly intern at the world’s greatest oil conglomerate, First Crude Oil.
Not all of us have friends in such high places as First Crude Oil or Makeson Drinxon Dirty South Liquors. Not all of us are treated like the son they never had by the greatest man they’ve ever met. But Keithy proves again and again, with a little chutzpah and a whole lotta spunk, that becoming respected in business isn’t about who you are, it’s about who you damn well deserve to be.
Amen to that. Watch Keithy’s video here:
Full Disclosure: Keithy Wysnowski is a contributor to Borfes Magazine and a friend to our parent company, First Crude Oil.
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