Makeson “Shit”son
Makeson "Shit"son
Makeson Drinxon Release Incites Comments Section Riots, Gains “Is Shit” Rating On Rotting Tomatoes
LOS ANGELES, CA — As was to be expected, the premiere of “Makeson Drinxon’s Enter the Drinxon: The Makeson Drinxon Way” came and went last month like one of my brother Nelson’s mega-loney farts on hot dog Wednesday. And just like Nelson’s broken wind, all that’s left is an arid, thick, and sour burn in the back of our throats. And a fire in Aunt Susan’s guest bathroom.
Almost immediately, the interwebz united in its hatred of “the worst piece of trash since Ben Affleck was born.” (sry @SillyBillyGoat7, but Batfleck is a certified #HUNK-O-MEAT)
Famous forum site ForChan.com stopped its ritual feed of Jackie Chan homages to describe the film “a disgrace to Chaniacs the world over.” Meanwhile the world-turners at Readdit dubbed it the “sparknotes version of Bruce Lee turning over in his grave.”
Since nobody knows what those gamer nerdz are even TALKING about, we headed over to Rotting Tomatoes to see what the real pros were saying. To nobody’s surprise, the film sits pretty with a unanimous “Is Shit” rating. Right next to Spielberg’s “Lincoln.” And with that, we guess the poop is in the pudding.
Because that’s really what it feels like. Makeson Drinxon has pooped in our pudding. And we have to eat it. The only question now is if they put one of those spanish flies in there like that guy from Kids Say Goddamn Things.
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