Donald Trump Kills Last African Rhino
Donald Trump. Making America great again, one extinction at a time. [...]
Donald Trump Kills Last African Rhino
Apple iVee Aims to Plug Up iPhone Sales
Apple CEO Tim Cook described the new Apple Seed program as “what the company is going to come out with.” [...]
Sandi Koufax Reviews: “Enter the Drinxon”
I’ve seen every one of the former Cinema NonnaFascina installments of the John Brames John series. To say they are films is a stretch, unless you consider pornography film. I do. [...]
Spivvy’s New World Odor
The news, and the media, and the governments, and the liberal hippie cornholes and conservative nutjob skidmarks have had their time on the toilet. And now we have to deal with the weird warm seat. [...]
Insights into the Mind of a Millennial Entrepreneur
As the founder and CEO of my company, I have no time for the indulgences of the common American teenager. I [...]
John Brames Gone
The rumors first started after O’Brien was spotted at an East Los Angeles bar, gargling whiskey and “angrily hucking” it through an open flame in the direction of a drunk and passed out Nich Esposito before “pissing on a lot of him.” [...]
The Top 5 Reasons Bernie Sanders Would Not Make A Good Chipotle GM
It's that time of year again, Borfesinesspeople of the world. The Annual Year-End Holiday List Blast is back, and we're coming hard out of the pipes with our first installment. [...]
The Art of The Donkey Show pt. III: Veni, Vidi, Donki
The modern world’s depiction of crime and business is eternally skewed. How does a simple farmdonkey in a sex show go from the streets to the throne on the strength of his rocket? [...]
Keithy’s Latest is Key to Job Interview Success
How to Succeed at a Job Interview gives you the right advice on how to say goodbye to the special K and hello to the 401k! [...]
How I Went from Local Business Yokel to Local Business Mogul
Done by Keithy is such a big success, I've had to hire workers from areas as far as New Delhi, Mumbai, and Darjeeling. How do I manage such a large and prosperous local business network? [...]
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