Annual Year-End Holiday List Blast

December 25, 2015 0

2015’s Best American Investments

The Carson campaign makes this list for one reason above all: any person willing to sink money and time into it will soon have a much clearer view of smart investing, if they don't already. One could bet a pyramid full of grain on it. [...]

December 11, 2015 0

The Top 5 Reasons Bernie Sanders Would Not Make A Good Chipotle GM

It's that time of year again, Borfesinesspeople of the world. The Annual Year-End Holiday List Blast is back, and we're coming hard out of the pipes with our first installment. [...]

January 3, 2015 0

Borfes’ Top 5 Lists of 2014

Whittling down this year’s registers proved no easy task. Our editorial staff debated late into second breakfast as to this year’s picks, but when the dust and blood and tranquilizers finally settled, these final 5 remained… [...]

December 30, 2014 1

Borfes’ Top 10 Albums of 2014

2014 was a year of tabloid headlines for Bono’s pop star daughter, whether it was the illicit images of of the underage singer blowing George Zimmerman or her accusation that U2 “spread more AIDS than they prevent." [...]

December 27, 2014 1

Borfes’ 5 Business-iest Coups of 2014

The GOP proved to the world that if you set your mind to it, your government could back you in the infiltration and public release of all private and security information for a multinational corporation that has disobeyed your outlandish and ridiculous demands of cessation. Lucky for Americans, our desensitization towards such tyrannical behavior has been well underway thanks to a very different GOP. [...]

December 19, 2014 1

Borfes’ Top 5 Units of Currency 2014

We are first and foremost a super serious businessmenchartikalesprovakture – as our German money lender ancestors would shout at the Jews. But sometimes, you just need to take a step back and look at money without thinking about its gooey delicious worth. [...]