It Worked!
LOS ANGELES, CA– After over a year of trying to prove the American news-reading audience and citizenry [...]
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New Borfes, Who Dis?
who do we have to thank for the eighteen month hiatus of Borfes? None other than Gary from the mailroom and his family’s soulless progeny. [...]
Done by Keithy’s “Frank’s Wine Shop” is a Business Miracle
The American Dream is alive and well, and it resides in the youthful spirit of entrepreneur Keithy [...]
Remembering Bob Marlee
In Bob, we found a man sure of his Jah-given right to anything he desired. A man who had no fear of atomic energy. A man not bound by the laws decided upon by the elected officials of this or any nation. A man who, despite his many slights against friend and family alike, wanted you to know just where he stood. The man who, in truth, carved the ivory stone white privilege is etched upon. [...]
New Year. Same Heathen Dogs.
How many police officers shot people this year? Probably gonna be more. I think it’s right that they become GIs or, at least, more militarized and physically aggressive with the citizens of this great nation. It’s only a matter of time before a famined drought like none ever witnessed and storm of locust rain upon the heathens in the desert plain... [...]
Borfes’ Top 5 Lists of 2014
Whittling down this year’s registers proved no easy task. Our editorial staff debated late into second breakfast as to this year’s picks, but when the dust and blood and tranquilizers finally settled, these final 5 remained… [...]
Borfes’ Top 10 Albums of 2014
2014 was a year of tabloid headlines for Bono’s pop star daughter, whether it was the illicit images of of the underage singer blowing George Zimmerman or her accusation that U2 “spread more AIDS than they prevent." [...]
It’s a Turd! Arizona Extends Abortion Ban to Food Babies
“I was a Thanksgiving baby. And yes, I am a food baby. My father was a turkey leg, three fishsticks, and half a slice o’ sweet potato pie. And distinguished members of the House, food babies is about to get their due.” [...]
Borfes’ Top 5 Units of Currency 2014
We are first and foremost a super serious businessmenchartikalesprovakture – as our German money lender ancestors would shout at the Jews. But sometimes, you just need to take a step back and look at money without thinking about its gooey delicious worth. [...]
Borfes Offices Up In Smoke. Burned To Ground.
NEW YORK, NY — Early Saturday evening, authorities were alerted to a three-alarm fire in Bushwick after our very own Borfes offices were set ablaze in an horrific popcorn incident. [...]
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