Who is Thom Dingmus?
This guy is huge news for a boob tube ruse, and Makeson Drinxon just pulled quite the coupe. [...]
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Help Not Wanted: A Comedy Business Insight
Jay Leno quoted (I think it was) Shakespeare when he said, "Should we have an election of jesters, the comedians shall drown in the wake." He then added, "I'm glad I never had to do that shit. Comedy, not Shakespeare. Do you want any of this?" [...]
Insights into the Mind of a Millennial Entrepreneur
As the founder and CEO of my company, I have no time for the indulgences of the common American teenager. I [...]
Keithy’s Latest is Key to Job Interview Success
How to Succeed at a Job Interview gives you the right advice on how to say goodbye to the special K and hello to the 401k! [...]
Done by Keithy’s “Frank’s Wine Shop” is a Business Miracle
The American Dream is alive and well, and it resides in the youthful spirit of entrepreneur Keithy [...]
The Art of The Donkey Show, pt. II: My Big Fat Greek Dildo
“It cannot be mere coincidence, our meeting in the wake of these discoveries,” waxed Stepanopopolous. The discoveries he speaks of are some of the sexiest things shoved inside of holes that I’ve ever born witness to, donkey or human alike. [...]
ABC’s ‘Bachelor’ Party Special Event
It is atop the Skull-- a 42-foot-high grandstand moulded in the likeness of Disney’s iconic tri-circled mouse head-- that, with the aide of the executives, the contestants will ruthlessly flagellate some lucky unemployed fans of the series. Then Chris will have to choose between a threesome atop the body chunks with his exes, or Whitney. [...]
Borfes’ 5 Business-iest Coups of 2014
The GOP proved to the world that if you set your mind to it, your government could back you in the infiltration and public release of all private and security information for a multinational corporation that has disobeyed your outlandish and ridiculous demands of cessation. Lucky for Americans, our desensitization towards such tyrannical behavior has been well underway thanks to a very different GOP. [...]
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