The REEL Movie North Korea Doesn’t Want You to See
High School junior and filmmaker Aly Wolodarski makes some edits to her groundbreaking new movie
NEW YORK, NY – As America goes haywire over the recent cybermugging played out by either the North Korean government, various geek cell hacker gangs within North Korea, or nineteen-year-old college drop outs in Albertson (the fulfillment of threats made early last summer toward Sony brony broner stoner comedy movie “The Interview”), another provocative piece of cinema is sliding under the radar.
The film is called “Kim Jong Un Farts On Pizzas.” It’s a short made by high school junior Aly Wolodarski from Hamilton, PA. In it, a person looking very much like the North Korean leader sits upon many different pizza pies and loudly breaks wind on them with his bare anus for fifteen seconds to the tune of “Ants Marching.”
After finding the video on her Youtube page, we caught up with Aly to see just how passed the gas is. “I went on pizzafart.com and found a clip I liked,” she said. “The guy sprayed on the Sicilian. Then I cut… I think it was the Gangnam Style guy’s face onto that body.”
Deeply thematic undertones. Why, we asked, such a strong music choice for the clip? “I think Dave Matthews Band really sucks dickhole,” the up-and-comer mused.
So obviously, we wonder, what next? Will she aim to release this daring piece? And who might be in the frame for distribution? “Well…,” she paused, like so many thought-provoking filmmakers before her, “Isn’t that what Youtube is? I mean, it’s on Youtube. I didn’t… is there another thing I can do with it? …Why would I?”
Clever girl. Her marketing plan is either genius, or heresy. Either way, we’re for it. Business means diving in, excrement or no. So, to do our part, we are officially requesting/demanding here, now, that Aly Wolodarski release her video “Kim Jong Un Farts On Pizzas” free streaming online or in some free internet format. To step up and not bend at the will of North Korea or any terrorist, warmongering scaretactics. Failure to comply will result in our team finding everything we can on her and releasing it on Borfesmag.com for the entire world to see. You have 48 hours Miss Wolodarski. Good luck.
You have got to be SHIDDING ME!! News??! You really call this NEWS?!?! I call it “poos.” Or “pews.” But not like the benches in church. Like the movements of bowels. Because dribble like this is exactly what I mean when I say the media is DEAD. It’s OBVIOUS that North Korea and the US government CONSPIRED TOGETHER to get this whole movie thing started in the news anyway. This girl is a sad puppet of the long arm and hand of FEDERAL GOVERNMENTS. Period. Odor and out.